Dear Abby...
The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby) herself admitted she was
at a loss to answer:

• Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.  One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties.  These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out.  Do you think they could be Lebanese?

• Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

• Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust.  He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
• Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years.  It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
• Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
• Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo.  Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
• Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world.  I've seen it.  Now, how do I get out?
• Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years.  He must be crazy.
• Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank, until one night he came home sober.
• Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift?  I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.
• Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered.  I think she is going through her mental pause.
• Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor.  Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor